Absolutely everyone else has been weighing in with think pieces and commentary about the recent US election outcome, so we at The Twelve thought we should get a hot take from someone who has a lot at stake: The Planet Earth.
12: Thanks for talking to us, Earth. How are you feeling about the US election?
Earth: Relieved. Relieved. I mean, the US isn’t my whole story, obviously. I have other problems. But the US has a lot of power and influence on my other regions, so the last four years have been rough on me.
12: What do you mean?
Earth: All those rollbacks! Eighty-four rollbacks of regulations governing pollution, drilling for oil and gas on my prettiest places, protections for my little creatures. And twenty more rollbacks still in the works? Why? What did that guy have against me?
12: I think it was about giving freer rein to the fossil fuel industry because: economy.
Earth: Ugh. Listen, I am DONE with the fossil fuel industry. They have drilled and fracked and mined and shaved off mountains and polluted water and air for so long, I hardly remember what it’s like to feel good. I have a really bad fever, you know.
12: Yes, I’ve heard that. How are you feeling?
Earth: Not good. My temperature is up .99 degrees Celsius/1.78 degrees Fahrenheit now on average. I’m feeling rather dyspeptic because my oceans are 30 percent more acidic. And you people talk about not being able to breathe. Let me tell you, CO2 levels in my atmosphere have reached 417 ppm now, and I feel lousy almost all the time (I really should be at 350 max). The storms! I just can’t seem to settle down with all these storms. I feel damp all the time because of increased rainfall. I can’t hang on to my polar ice like I used to. You people keep cutting down my forests. I’m losing my little creatures at alarming rates. Creator, I’m telling you, is not happy about this.
12: Don’t you worry about how humans are faring?
Earth: Well, sure. My suffering is your suffering, you know. And Creator is fond of you, of course. But there are so many of you now! Going on 8 billion. I feel bloated all the time. And some of you are so destructive. You realize I can’t keep my surface pleasant for you if you keep wrecking things.
12: Do you think a Biden presidency will make any difference?
Earth: Look, I try not to pay much attention to human politics. I have so much to do, what with plate techtonics and weather systems and sustaining various kingdoms and phyla of creatures. Plus I operate on loooooong time scales, you know? Still, my current staff tells me that the new US president could definitely help, if people let him. Unfortunately, some of the damage from the last four years cannot be undone.
12: What difference could Biden make?
Earth: Presumably, he’ll replace the people in your government who keep saying I’m not sick and refusing to take responsibility. Then, he’s got a plan that includes some immediate actions: reversing all those rollbacks, rejoining the Paris Agreement, strengthening emissions standards for power plants and cars, stopping subsidies to the fossil fuel industry. That’s a great start. If he would please declare a national climate emergency, I would really appreciate that, and it would allow him to do some things even if your ridiculous Congress continues to bicker and dither.
12: What about the economy?
Earth: Always with the economy. You people have such a limited view of “the economy.” I am the economy! Economy just means “household.” I am your household! You can’t live beyond your means and just extract and extract and pile up waste. I have limits. Respect my limits! Sorry, I just get exercised about this.
You’re going to have to move quickly to a clean-energy economy. This is actually a fantastic opportunity, and my staff tells me Biden’s team is going to emphasize incentives to help business and industry innovate and build the necessary infrastructure.
Plus, the fossil fuel industry is already in serious decline. And investors know it. Even your conservative-type people agree this is a great economic opportunity and transition is the way to go. Jobs galore!
Just be careful, OK? You rich countries cannot live with such unsustainable extravagance, which isn’t good for you anyway. Plus, you people have a tendency to be really mean to each other. My staff keeps using the phrase “just transition.” That means your richer people need to stop shunting off your pollution and waste and damage on the poorest of the world. And everyone should benefit from the new ways, including former fossil fuel workers, but especially “frontline communities,” as they call them, who are already bearing the brunt of my symptoms.
12: Who is this staff you keep talking about?
Earth: Oh all the people, all over the world, who are leading the way and trying to make me well, help me heal. So many of your young folk! And so many indigenous people who, in general, have been a lot gentler on me over the centuries. Listen to them for once, will you?
12: What goals do you especially recommend?
Earth: Once again, I don’t get into the weeds on this. (Although, as a rule, I don’t believe in weeds. Every plant has its place.) Anyway, my staff tells me that by 2030, you all have to reduce your carbon emissions by 45% from 2010 levels. And keep doing it! This year, in the US, you built about 37 GW of solar and wind energy. You’re going to have to keep that up and more to make a difference. The new president has pledged to conserve 30% of US lands and waters by 2030. I appreciate that. I have some really beautiful features within your so-called “borders.” I like to keep myself up, you know?
Also, can you please cut back on the cows? Ugh, the methane! I really stink. It’s embarrassing.
12: Are you feeling optimistic?
Earth: I don’t know. I will say that it seems more and more of you Americans are catching on that taking care of me is important. Over 80 percent of Americans believe government should provide incentives to shift to clean energy. Investment firms, the military, businesses—they’ve understood for a while that aggressive moves toward climate mitigation are in their own self-interest.
All my other creatures—my greenery and trees and mammals and birds and fishes and insects and fungus—they are going to do their thing as best they can. They try to adjust. If you give them a chance, they will actually help you a lot. But they don’t really have choices. You people are the ones who get to choose. Help me out, OK?
12: Thanks so much!
Earth: Thanks for the chance to say a few words.
Just one observation: “If he (Biden) would please declare a national climate emergency, I would really appreciate that, and it would allow him to do some things even if your ridiculous Congress continues to bicker and dither.”
After four years of howling about how Trump would use this tactic to establish himself as a tyrannical autocrat (rightly so in the case of his “Border Emergency”), it’s interesting to see Joe Biden being encouraged to employ the same methods.
“Bicker and dither” is just another way of saying ‘government by consent of the governed”.
Declaring a national emergency isn’t autocratic if there IS a national emergency, is it? The problem with Trump’s “border emergency” is that it was bogus, so the equivalency claim only works if you hold that global climate change is bogus as well. Of course, an unhealthy slice of the US electorate has been conditioned to believe that. . . .
No, actually it’s not an emergency. An emergency is when your house is on fire. Installing smoke detectors and teaching your kids an exit plan is not an emergency. There’s a reason why ‘emergency powers’ laws have an expiration date.
Our house IS on fire. There is no escape for those who are most vulnerable (those who are not insulated by wealth, non-human kin whose climate envelope is disintegrating). The only option is to fight the fire. That’s an emergency.
I guess it depends on how you see things relative to all the other problems we face. I tend toward this line of thinking:
Great piece Deb! I marvel at your ability to use your imagination to give us wonderful insights for living Thanks!
I echo what Andy said!
Thanks for interviewing the late, great, planet Earth. It has no better spokesperson than Wendell Berry who said, “If we want to be at peace, we will have to waste less, spend less, use less, want less, need less.”
Delightful, creative—a real Saturday morning treat! Thank you!
A delightful portrayal of the truth, Deb! Indeed, I thought the Earth only groaned, but you have demonstrated that it actually talks! 🙂
Really enjoyed and appreciated this, Deb! Can you get the Calvin Theater students turn on their creative imaginations and transform this into a playful vimeo, with lots of visuals, of course?
LOVE this idea!
An excellent idea!!! Be sure to include how Joe supported the ring leader of the KKK. Some great lines must be used, like, “dog faced pony soldier “, “if you don’t vote for me you ain’t black”, and then most sentences must end in unintelligible mumbling.
My prayer is that one day the great institution of Calvin will return to the teachings found in the gospel.
Tom, we should be happy if an “untyrannical” autocrat. like Biden, “undoes” some of the tyrannical things our present tyrant has done and is doing! A national climate emergency is but a start, a world wide climate emergency is needed, the rejoinng of the Paris Agreement being just a beginning! Most of the “rollbacks” need to be “rolled back”. If such actions are “tyrannical”, Trump isn’t the first, just the worst president to govern by executive action. I believe God created the sun, moon, stars, wind, nuclear energy, and all living creatures, for the benefit of the world and all humankind, not just to “make America great (again)”! We Christians should at least recognize that trashing the earth is part of “Original Sin” and act acccordingly repentant! Lets not delegate (or relegate) the care of God’s creation to non -Christians. Thanks. Deb.
Maligning fossil fuels is a satisfying and righteous exercise. I get it, what with climate change, pollution, etc. Perhaps the intent of today’s critics is to hasten the day when solar panels and wind turbines replace Shell and Mobile. Fine, but fossil fuels put airplanes in the sky and man on the moon. I look at oil, coal and gas as having been buried treasures waiting to be discovered and put to good use. They’ve served us well and now it’s time to retire them. But to pronounce an all-encompassing curse on them seems disingenuous.
Thanks so much for allowing Earth to speak. Earth has been shut out of the conversation for too long. Fossil fuels have been slowly killing. It’s like the smoker who thinks he’s fine until the day he discovers he has cancer. We’re close to that point. Earth is warning us, but not everyone is listening
Finally. Someone is actually listening to Mother Earth! What a concept!